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cabaret: Arrangement of taxis
campaign: Hurt felt by moving car part
cancel: 1. Is indeed able to vend; 2. Small compartment within metal container
candid: Metal container took action
candidate: Metal container took action on an octet
cannelloni: Enclose in a metal container a leg joint at a reduced height
canopies: Metal container of spherical legumes
canteen: Tin adolescent
canteens: Period of gradual maturation for a growing metal container
capsize: Head gear volume
captain: Metal container with headgear
carbohydrate: Frequency with which a vehicular arrow-shooting implement can be concealed
carcinogen: Wrongdoing in an automobile on the part of a superior army commander, in short
cargoes: Driver is happy
carnation: Country populated by automobiles
carpal: Automobile friend
car park: Huge boat occupied by ornamental fish
carpet: 1. Domestic animal resident in automobile; 2. Ornamental fish consumed food
carping: High-pitched sound from automobile
carrion: Continue
cartels: Automobile informs
carton: Great vehicular weight
cartridge: Mountainside made of horse-drawn wooden goods vehicles
castaway (Br. En.): Path followed by armchair wheels
casting (Br. En.): Venomous prick from an automobile
catch out: Feline yell
censorship: Boat with feelers
census: Feel us
centaur: 1. Catch smell of rower’s tool; 2. Transmitted rower’s tool
centrist: 1. Transmitted hand/arm joint; 2. Smell hand/arm joint
chamois: False guitar distortion sound
champagne: False ache
character: Automobile film star
chauffeur: Reveal animal hair
chesty: Hot drink drunk during complex board game
chicane: Female walking stick
chinchilla: Fridge attached to end of lower jaw
chipmunk: Friar, brother who fries potatoes
chloride: Journey on a talon
chopstick: Bisects sign of approval
cicada (Br. En.): Ill more firmly
cinema: Mother of wrongdoer
cinnamon: Adult male wrongdoer
circuit: Set of tools to create knights of the realm
circulate: Tardy line of knights of the realm
circumcise: Volume of knight of the realm’s ejaculation
circumstance: Position of knight of the realm’s ejaculation
circus: Swearing by knight of the realm
clandestine: Fix tribe’s future
clique: A long click
clunky: Held on to door locker
coaxings: Solid fuel vocalises musically
cobra: Fellow undergarment for women
cocaine: Fellow walking stick
coccyx: Rooster vomits
cockade: Rooster helper
cockatoo: Raise up a pair
cocoa: Fellow fellow
codeine: Fellow university official
code red: Fellow fear
cognac: Defraud large, hairy, bovine ungulate
cohere: Listen together
coincide: Fellow interior
coma: Fellow mother
comatose: Foot digits of fellow mother
commandeer: Widespread cloven hoofed animal
commentary: Widespread woody plant
committee: Hot drink drunk by Marxists
concave: Mountain shelter for criminal
conceal: Defraud marine mammal
concede: 1. Criminal offspring/semen; 2. Defraud top competitor
conceit: Criminal armchair
concession: Criminal period of activity
conciliate: 1. Criminal had dinner stupidly; 2. Defraud infantile octet
concomitant: Defraud social insect resident on a travelling celestial body
concur: Criminal dog
concurrent: 1. Defraud dried grape; 2. Criminal stream
concussed: Jailbird swore
condense: Thick criminal
condenser: Even thicker criminal
condor: 1. Jail entrance; 2. Defraud Jim Morrison
conduct: Criminal dropped quickly down
confederate: Jailbird nourished a rodent
configure: Criminal shape
confined: Criminal penalised
confines: Criminal penalties
confirm: 1. Defraud company; 2. Company of criminals
conflict: Jailbird flipped with a finger
conform: 1. Application document to become a criminal; 2. Current state of criminal performance
confound: Escaped jailbird discovered
confront: Prison-based revolutionary fighting force
confuse: Criminal electric circuit breaker
congenital: 1. Jailbird’s reproductive organ; 2. Obtain semen by dishonest means
congruous: Giant ape brought us up
conquest: 1. Giant ape seeks holy grail; 2 Mission to find giant ape
conscript: Screenplay written by jailbird
consensus: Jailbird headcount
consent: 1. Criminal dispatched; 2. What a bloodhound uses to find an escaped prisoner
conservatory: Exhort criminal to work for a member of the Conservative party
conserves: 1. Jailbird works as a waiter; 2. Jailbird delivers tennis ball
consign: Warning that criminals are about
consigned: Jailbird contracted to sports club
consignment: What the criminal warning signified
console: 1. Criminal spirit; 2. Defraud dead; 3. Defraud flatfish; 4. Criminal flatfish
consolidate: Defraud hard octet
consort: Type of criminal
conspire: Criminal church rooftop
constable: Building for keeping criminal horses
constrain: Criminal tendency
constrict: Criminals fooled
consultancy: Ocean belonging to criminal Asian ruler
consummates: Defraud a few friends
contact: 1. Criminal subtlety; 2. Jailbird nailed
contemplate: Criminal short-term worker delayed
contempt: Jailbird worked for a short time
contends: Criminal takes care
content: Canvas accommodation for jailbirds on a camping trip
contention: Criminal unease
contest: Exam for becoming a criminal
contestant: Defraud experimental social insect
context: What a criminal writes
contingent: Defraud polite metal man
contour: Holiday trip for jailbirds
contractor: Criminal farm vehicle
contributory: Defraud minor river
contrite: Criminal insignificant
control: Defraud evil fairy-story character
controlled: Jailbird annoyed online bulletin-board contributors
convent: Criminal air hole
converse: Criminal poetry
conversion: Criminal variant
convex: Irritate jailbird
convocation: Calling to be a criminal
copier: Policeman’s hearing organ
corpus: Central cat
corvette: Central animal doctor
cottage: Period of time from the date of birth of a baby’s bed
counterclaim (Br. En.): Praise for Dracula
counterfeits: Small plastic disk is neither too big nor too small
counterfoils: Small plastic disk thwarts
counterpoint (Br. En.): Give Dracula a job
countless: Without Dracula
courtship: Seagoing vessel used for legal processes
courtyard: Woo three feet
couscous: Pat
covenant: Social insect member of a witches’ organisation
coypu: Shy defecation
crescendo: Expression of surprise at the closing of children’s temporary care facility
crises: Weep oceans
croaky: Instrument used to unlock large black bird’s door
crony: Leg joint of large black bird
crossbow: Angry ladies’ man
crowbar: Drinking establishment where large black birds hang out
crumpet: Domestic animal consisting of bits of bread
culmination: Reduce population of my country
cumin: Ejaculation completed
cuneiform: Shape of leg joint resulting from waiting in line
curate: Give a score to a line of people
curator: One who gives a score to a line of people
curio: Give a sign to a Brazilian city
curtail: End part of angry dog
custom: Swear at male cat/the piper’s son
customs: Swear at male cats
cutie: Give a signal to serve hot drink
cyclone: Exact copy of audible expression of regret or longing