The Other Dictionary

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faeces: Oceans of charges

faintest: Pretend to do exam

fakir: False aural lobe

fanatic: Ventilator room at top of house

fancier: Supporter who can tell the future

fancy: Ocean of ventilators

fanfare: 1. Travel charge for football supporter; 2. Place where ventilators go to have fun

farcical: (Br. En.): Distant harvesting tool

farewell: Pretty waterhole

farming (Br. En.): Distant smell

Farsi: Distant ocean

faulty (Am. En.): Drink harvested in autumn

feasting: Hitting people with increased charge without warning

feline: Queue of people to pay for entrance

female: Bill

fertile: Ceramic square covered in animal hair

fiancé: Charge levied on oral contribution

filibuster: Breaker of young mares

finalist: Penalise a set of items written down

finality: Penalise drink in narrow street

finance: Penalise social insects

finding: Sound of financial penalty

find out: Pleasant uncertainty

flaking: Skin monarch

flaky: Door-opening implement used to skin

flattering: Less undulating circle

fleecy: 1. run away from ocean; 2. Ocean of bloodsucking insects

flighty: Hot drink drunk by winged insects

fluky: Solution to viral infection

focus: Enemy insult

folio: Enemy lion

foment: Enemy had in mind

forbears: Teddy quartet

force up: Quartet dine

forcing: Quartet vocalise musically

forefoot: Quadruped

forehands: Quartet of helpers

foreleg: Quadruped

foresees: Quartet of oceans

foreshore: Certainly

foreskin: Compel relatives

forfeit: But five can’t get in

forking: On behalf of monarch

formats: Quartet of rugs

forswear: 1. Quartet curse; 2. Army uniform

forthcoming: The second and third weren’t the Messiah

forthright: Not third left

frankincense: (Br. En.): Sincere in rationality

freaking: 1. Liberate monarch; 2. Special royal offer

freaky: Gratis door-opening implement

freezing: Liberate élan

friar: Chipmunk (q.v.)

frontier: Aural lobe on forehead

funding: Sound of enjoyment

furlong: Animal coat not short

furlough: Animal coat not high

futile: Not many decorate bathroom wall