The Other Dictionary

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hackneyed: Necessity for newspaper reporter

hacksaw: Newspaper reporter espied

halo: Dried grass well down

hankie: Suspend door locker

hanky-panky: Suspend door locker with solution to feeling of regret

hatchet: Produce it from an egg

haughty (Br. En.): Drink for prostitute

Hebrews: Man makes tea/beer

heirloom: Device for weaving atmosphere

helix: Man performs cunnilingus

helmet: Rendezvoused in Hades

helping: High-pitched sound in Hades

herbicides: The woman as well

hermit: Woman’s glove

hexagram: Bewitch a small weight

hideout: Raised uncertainty

high-pitched: Exaggeration irritated

high table: Capable of altitude

hightails: Altitude sickens

high treason: Altitude rationality

hike up: Vertiginous vessel

hiking: Supreme monarch

hip hop: Upper leg bone jump

Hispanic: Snake’s audible loss of self-control

histrionics: Semi-precious stone producing woody plant from snake-sound

hold on: Pit professor

hold over: Total English channel port

hoodoo: Which person performs ungrammatically

hormones: Prostitute grumbles

hornet: Online communication system for prostitutes

horny: (Br. En.): Prostitute’s leg joint

horseflies: Description of Pegasus

horseplay: Prostitute lay-out

hosting: Puncture with garden tool

hotels: Garden tool recounts

house-trained: Expression of surprise at extent of exertion

housewarming: Expression of surprise at extent of grouping together like bees

housing: In what way vitality

hulking: Ruler of ship’s bottom

humane: Chop horse’s hair

humanise: Optical organs for homo sapiens

humbugs: Continuous noise irritates

humdrum: Percussion for continuous noise

humerus: Funnybone

humping: Two conflicting high-pitched sounds

humpty-dumpty: Screw hot drink, throw away hot drink

humpy: Spherical legume with continuous noise

hundred: Fear of Attila

hunky: Suspended solution

hurricane: Rush walking stick

hydrate: Conceal speed/proportion

hygiene: Elevated unit of biological information

hymen: Top males

hyping: Top high-pitched sound

hypocrisy: Right-on ocean of ladies’ fingers