The Other Dictionary

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pacy: Give money to have a look

palliate: 1. Friend who a man consumed; 2. Friendly octet

pallid: Friend’s subconscious

palpitate: Friend hole consumed

paltry: Woody plant from which coffin covers are made

panama: Severely criticise a mother

panicky: Pot yucky

pantaloons: Move camera round to madmen

pantheism: Severely criticise belief in God

panties: 1. Severely criticise hot drinks; 2. Severely criticise golf ball rests; 3. Titillation with a cooking pot

pantry: 1. Severely criticise woody plant; 2. Cooking pot bearing woody plant

pantyhose: 1. Long rubber tube used to severely criticise hot drink; 2. Long rubber tube used to severely criticise golf ball rest

pantyliner: Cruise ship dispensing hot drink made in cooking pot

paperclip: Give money according to fastener

paperknife: Give money according to cutting tool

paper round: Give money according to one’s turn

paper shop: Give money according to retail establishment

paper tiger: Give money according to large striped cat

paperweight: Give money according to delay

paperwork: Give money according to labour

papist: Give money in inebriated state

papoose: Toddler comments on father’s activity in toilet

paracetamol (Br. En.): Exhort soldier jumping out of a plane to take care of gangster’s girl

parachuting (Br. En.): Use of gun by soldier jumping out of a plane

paradigm (Br. En.): Ten cents for a soldier jumping out of a plane

paradise (Br. En.): Soldier jumping out of a plane expires

paradox (Br. En.): Soldier jumping out of a plane gets into harbour

parallax (Br. En.): Soldier jumping out of a plane is deficient

paralyse (Br. En.): Soldier jumping out of a plane tells untruths

paramount (Br. En.): Horse for soldier jumping out of a plane

parapet (Br. En.): Domesticated soldier jumping out of a plane

parasite (Br. En.): Landing spot for soldier jumping out of a plane

parking: Ruler at expected standard

parlance: Spear at expected standard

parliament: Mourning at expected standard

parricide: Block border

parsnip: Cut at expected standard

parson: Male offspring at expected standard

particle: Light-hearted stimulation with fingers at expected standard

partridge: Portion of mountain edge

party: Hot drink at expected standard

pasting: Give money for wasp injury

pastry: Determine speed of woody plant

pasty: Speed drink

patent: Give money for camping accommodation

patio: Pie with expression of surprise

patriarch: Give money for big boat occupied by woody plants

patsy: Tap ocean gently on the head with the palm

payslip: Determine speed of mouth part

peaky: Spherical legume solution

peaty: Hot drink made from spherical legumes

pectin: Tap beak on metal food container

peeking: 1. Urine monarch; 2. Spherical legume monarch

pending: Sound of a writing implement

penile: 1. African river of spherical legumes; 2. Urinate an African river

penitence: Small coin not relaxed

pensive: Drainage utensil for writing implement

pepsin: Energy wrongdoing

peptic: Energy sign of approval

per cent: Sound of cat’s pleasure dispatched

perchance: Opportunity for cat to show pleasure

perfume: Smoke produced by sound of cat’s pleasure

perjury: Twelve happy cats sitting in judgement

perky: Solution to sound of cat’s pleasure

permeate: Subjective claim of having been consumed by sound of cat’s pleasure

permits: Gloves which produce sound of cat’s pleasure

perpetrate: Method for measuring a cat’s happiness

perpetuate: Accuse listener of having consumed happy cat

perquisite: Interrogate object about sound of cat’s pleasure

persevere: Strict sound of cat’s pleasure

persuade: Brushed leather which gives pleasure to a cat

perverse: Amusing cat poetry

petite: Exhort domestic animal to have dinner

pharmacy: Cultivate an ocean to produce food

phoenix: Costs nothing to get in

phoney: Enemy leg joint

photo: Enemy foot digit

photocall: Phone for enemy foot digit

photofit: Enemy foot digit in good shape

photoshoots: Enemy foot digit fires gun

photosynthesis: Academic work focussing on enemy foot digit wrongdoing

picador: Choose an entrance

piccalilli: Choose a white flower

picnic: Choose devil

piebald: Pastry hairless

piercings: Jetty vocalises musically

pierrot: Jetty line

pigment: Swine had intention

pigmy: Tarzan asserts in reverse that he is a swine

pile out: Pastry vandal

pilgrim: Medicine serious

pillow: Be in debt to the tune of a unit of medicine

pinkie: Flick door opening tool

pipe up: Baby dog baked in pastry

piping: High-pitched sound of pastry

piston: Urinated over

placing: A musical

plaintiff: Simple row

plangent: Schedule polite man

plankton: City of wooden strips

polarise: 1. Vote for a salary increase; 2. Exhort central European Slav to get up

poleaxed: 1. Vote cut short; 2. Central European Slav loses job

polecat: 1. Get feline opinion; 2. Feline from central European Slavic country

polo: Be in debt to central European Slav

polygon: Parrot departed

polygraph: Parrot statistics

polymaths: Parrot calculations

polytheism: Religion with parrot god

pompom: Two Englishmen in Australia

pompous: English cat in Australia

porcine: Bad notice

porky: Bad solution

porno: Indigent negative

portend: Paupers incline

portrait: Characteristic of pauper

postage: After epoch

postmark: After sign

post modern: Mail up to date

post natal: Birth of mail

poultry: Get opinion of woody plant

précis: Speak to God to get eyes

preclude: Penis salacious

presage: How old the newspaper industry is

price tag: Put one’s nose into male deer

price war: Put one’s nose in and cursed

pricy: Put one’s nose into ocean

primate: Put one’s nose into friend

proactive: Call girl at work

pro-am: In favour of subjective assertion

probate: Call girl lure

pro bono: Denial of man using good looks to earn money

proceeds: Non-amateur semen

procrastinate: Non-amateur consumed ridiculous metal food container

procreate: Non-amateur consumed native American tribe

procure: Remedy for call girl

produce: Poke employment

proficiency: Marine creatures make money from swimming around

profile: Documents on call girl

pro forma: Was a call girl in the past

profuse: Employment of university teacher

programme: Non amateur unit of weight

programmer: Structure of call girl’s language

prolapsed: Call girl fell into old habits

prologue: Non-amateur piece of wood

propaganda: Stand up a male goose

propagate: Stand up a garden entrance

propane: 1. Non-amateur ache; 2. In favour of suffering

propensity: Conurbation of non-amateur writing implements

proposes: Call girl gets ready for photo shoot

propound: Non-amateur currency

pros and cons: Call girls and criminals

proscribe: Non-amateur recorder of events

proteins: In favour of adolescence

protest: Examination to be a call girl

prototype: 1. Kind which is in favour of foot digits; 2. Kind of non-amateur foot digit

prowess: Female front of boat

pseudo: Prosecute bread mix

psychic: Foot-strike on audible expression of longing or regret

public: Running of tongue up wall of drinking establishment

puerile: Uncontaminated land surrounded by water

puking: Ruler of bench row

pulpit: Drag hole

pulsate: Heart rhythm had dinner

pungent: Polite man of humour

punnet: Lattice for catching jokes

puny: Leg joint of bench row

pupil: Medicine for bench row

purloin: Side parts of animal which produce pleasure in cat

purport: Harbour town of happy cats

pursue: Prosecute cat for being happy

pursuit: What a happy cat wears

purview: Scene of happy cats