The Other Dictionary

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Gaelic: Homosexual tongue action

gallantry: Posh young lady with large woody plant

gallows: Posh young lady is in debt

gaming: Homosexual Chinese dynasty

gangrene: Shade of leaf colour sported by group of hooligans

gangway: Hooligan group method

gaping: Homosexual high-pitched sound

garbage: How old your clothes are

gasket: Equipment for producing flammable vapour

gastric: Sleight of hand with flammable vapour

gazing: Homosexual vitality

gelatine: Solidify a metal food container

gelignite: Set fire to sticky substance

genealogy (Br. En.): Condition which brings a lamp-dwelling magical spirit out in a rash

ghosting: Exhort scorpion (or bee, or wasp) to do its worst

gladiator: Description of contented mood experienced by cannibal after consumption of a woman

gloomy: Adhere my person

goatee: Exhortation for hot drink to win race

goblet: Small mouth

golden: Hideout for objectives

goofy: Ooze charge

goosy: Ocean of sticky stuff

goulash: 1. Ooze whip; 2. Burnt remains of graverobber

grasping: Herbaceous high-pitched sound

grazing: Dull vitality

grimace: Humourless expert

grocers: Cultivate knights of the realm

groupie: Cultivated urine

gruesome: Cultivated a few

guidance: Male terpsichorean performance

guided: (Br. En.): But girl didn’t

guilty: Hot drink made from fish’s breathing organ

gulag: Delay in getting sticky stuff

gulp in: Seabird fastener

gurus: Ooze regrets