The Other Dictionary

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iamb: Subjective assertion of personal existence

iambus: Subjective assertion of personal existence as mode of public transport

ice age: 1. Subjective assertion of status as wise person; 2. Subjective assertion of status as type of herb

ice axe: 1. Subjective assertion of status as brass instrument; 2. Large bags under optical organs betraying significant lack of sleep

ice cold: First person declaration of act of castigation

ice cream: First person admission of uncontrolled vocalisation of fear

iced ink: 1. First person admission of lack of personal hygiene; 2. Unpleasant smell emanating from optical organ

ice up: First person assertion of having dinner

icicle: 1. Subjective assertion of being a communist symbol; 2. Optical organ harvesting tool

icily: Ungrammatical first person admission of one’s lack of sense

icing: First person declaration of one’s ability to vocalise musically

icon: 1. First person admission of engagement in fraudulent activity; 2. Optical organ swindle

ideal: 1. Subjective assertion of one’s turn to distribute playing cards; 2. Agreement on sale/purchase of optical organ

idealise: Subjective assertion of one’s turn to distribute optical organs

idol: 1. Subjective assertion of one’s existence as girl’s plaything; 2. Girl’s plaything in the form of optical organ

idolatry (Br. En.): Subjective assertion of one’s existence as large woody plant bearing American currency

idolise: Subjective assertion of one’s existence as optical organs for girl’s plaything

impacts: Mischievous spirit performs

impair: 1. Mischievous spirit atmosphere; 2. Mischievous spirit successor

impale: Mischievous spirit beer

impalement: Mischievous spirit illness

impasse: 1. Rear end of mischievous spirit; 2. Rustic mode of transport for mischievous spirit

impeach: Every mischievous spirit in turn

impending: Death of mischievous spirit

implicate: Exhort mischievous spirit to run tongue over octet

implies: Mischievous spirit tells untruths

implode: How much a mischievous spirit can carry

implore: Collective knowledge of mischievous spirits

impressed: Relaxation for mischievous spirit

improbable: Ungrammatical assertion that mischievous spirit can be mugged

inability: Fashionable skill

inaction: Goings-on in a hotel

inattention: Special interest afforded to a hotel

inboard: Type of catering at hotel

inbound: Tied up in hotel

inbox: Trendy container

inbred: Fashionable bakery product

incapable: 1. Ungrammatical assertion of abilities of hotel; 2. Can be dressed like Batman

incapacity: How many guests a hotel can put up

in-car: Trendy automobile

incarcerated: Saw edge effected on interior of automobile

incarnation: People who travel everywhere by private vehicle; Americans

incense: Innate ability to find hotel

incinerate: Turnover in wrongdoers staying at hotel

incise: How big a hotel is

incisive: Located at interior of kitchen utensil used for draining expressions or regret and wistfulness

incite: Visible

incline: Long, straight mark produced by printer

include: Ungrammatical accusation of crude sexual references by printing liquid

incognito: Leg joint with foot digit at interior of toothed wheel

inconclusive: Ungrammatical assertion of printing liquid covering kitchen utensil used for sorting hints

increase: Fold in hotel

incubate: Trendy block octet

indent: Damage to side of hotel

index: Hotel floors

indices: Non-mainstream oceans

indigents: Non-mainstream male toilet

indigos: Non-mainstream turns

indistinct: Non-mainstream smelled bad ungrammatically

indivisible: Non-mainstream can be seen

indoor: Fashionable entrance

induce: Trendy pair

inductee: Fashionable drink made from waterbirds

ineffable: Lacking capacity for copulation

infamy (Br. En.): I’m a marked man/woman

infantry: Trendy woody plant for supporters

infatuate: Octet located inside plump female sheep

infer: Fashionable animal coat

inferno: Refusal to wear fashionable animal hair

infertile: Fashionable bathroom ceramic made from animal hair

infest: Celebration at hotel

infirm: With-it company

inflame: Fashionable fire

inform: 1. Playing well; 2. Hotel shape

informer: But not in latter

infraction: A bit part of a hotel

infringe: Trendy hairstyle

infuriate: In great anger consumed

infusion: Trendy musical style combination

ingest: Trendy joke

ingrate: Ungrammatical statement on size of hotel

ingratiate: Woman had meal dressed drably

inhabit: Trendy nun-wear

inhale: Trendy frozen rain

in-house: Trendy residence

injunction: (Br. En.): Coming together of hotels

inky: Implement for opening hotel door

inland: Country of hotels

in-law: Trendy rule

inlay: Sex in a hotel

inlet: Hotel rented

inmate: 1. Fellow boarder; 2. Trendy friend

innate: Hotel octet

innocence: In a manner of speaking

inquest: 1. Mission to find hotel; 2. Occident for printing liquid

inquire: Metal strand of printing liquid

inquorate: Octet involved in printing liquid hostilities

insane: Hotel sound

inscribe: Fashionable writer

insensate: Pungent smoke octet

inset: Trendy group

inside: Trendy team

insincere: Hotel wrongdoing clairvoyant

insinuate: Accusation of having had dinner while doing wrong

insister: Hotel nurse/nun

insole: 1. Hotel spirit; 2. Trendy flatfish

inspire: Trendy pointed church roof

inspiring: Circle round trendy pointed church roof

instance: Fashionable way of being upright

instep: Trendy gait

instil: Not yet out

instinct: Hotel smelled very bad ungrammatically

insurgency: Ocean of trendy doctors

insurgent: Trendy doubly honourable man

intact: Fashionable sensitivity

intelligent: Polite man on trendy TV

intensities: Inside not quite eleven conurbations

intent: Trendy camping accommodation

intern: Trendy seabird

internee: Bury leg joint

interred: Trendy stool

intimidate: Hotel, shy, had dinner

intone: Fashionable manner of speaking

intrusive: Contained by veritable drainage utensil

invent: Hotel air hole

inverse: Trendy poetry

invest: Trendy undergarment

inviolate: Trendy end of rainbow

invoice: Fashionable mode of speaking

irate: Subjective assertion of assigning grade

isle: Subjective assertion of future intention

isobar: Intensive subjective assertion of prevention

itinerant: Subjective assertion of placing a woman’s social insect in a metal food container